Friday, December 7, 2007

Dard-e-Disco

His (Gandhi's) last will and testament narrated by Vijayalakshmi Pandit ... yes that's what I was listening to, when I felt the itch of listening Dard-e-Disco. Creepy I know it is but I am no saint and my brain cells does go delirious occassionally ... ok very frequently ... I confess.

I listened to the urge of my brain cells and right now Vijaya Aunty is paused for the moment and Sukhi is shouting aloud ... Dard-e-Disco ... dil me mere hai dard-e-disco ... dard-e-disco ... dard-e-disco.

hmmn ... I am ashamed of myself, I am sorry Mr Gandhi ... Dard-e-Disco ... dil me mere hai dard-e-disco ... dard-e-disco ... dard-e-disco ... I am sorry I really am Vijaya Aunty.

Farah you tossed this Dard-e-Disco? Unbelievable you really did? First sensible thing you did in life dear, thx for this. I heard you talking how you used all the five elements earth, water, fire and all that in this song ... its all crap you know it darling so stop blabbering about it and tell us about this Dard-e-Disco alone.

Wo pichle mahine ki chabbis ko ... dil me mere hai dard-e-disco ... dard-e-disco ... this was really funny ... I cant believe it ... is this you Javed saab, same Javed who wrote kaththai aankhe ... but I loved the combination of dard and disco and I dangerously love humming London Pairis New York La San Fansico .... dard-e-disco ... dil me mere hai dard-e-disco ... dard-e-disco.

And Mr six pack ... kya baat hai ... you and only you can do this ... none other than you ... King Khan jiyo ... whenever I thought its now time to say good bye SRK you come back with a bang ... bigger bang ... chak de fatte ... this year is yours !

dard-e-disco itch got calmed down only after repeating the song five times and right now I am back on the track with Martin Luther King "I have a dream" !

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Bye bye Mom, back to Uncle Sam...

yes I m back and I have hundreds of stories to share ... literally hundreds ... but unfortunately only one hand to type in ... no no do not misunderstand to that extreme ... my both the hands are right in place ... its just a broken collar bone that has made my left hand immobile for approximately a month or so.

pain in the @$$ to type in with one hand ... sure it is! But I m enjoying this mai aur meri tanhai thing though I have done nothing since last five days ... literally nothing ... so I woke up this morning with a promise to get myself back on the track even if it is with the minimum possible pace ... and after getting over with the crucial tasks of cleaning up my swollen mail boxes, letting my worried friends on the net know that I m alive, choosing a netflix movie to watch for this afternoon and initiating this blog ... the other trivial tasks in my list for this morning are taking up a royal bath, prepairing my resume, letting my employer know when can I start working and blah blah of the same kind.

bye bye gregarious greens, back to wintry whites
bye bye bouncy bilaspur, back to laconic NJ
bye bye parathas rotis, back to pizzas pastas
bye bye Mooommmm, back to Uncle Sam !!!