Sex Scandal in my Apartment !

My apartment recently decided to serve as a romantic resort for some of the creatures at its own risk and completely in my ignorance. And lot of illegal sex happened lately in my apartment, in my ignorance. But they forgot to take precautions and the evidences started showing up recently ... which shocked both me and Ra.

reproduction of roaches ... thats what I am talking about, thats what happened in my apartment. Until now I had a notion that roaches are permanent citizens of India only, I never knew when and how they got their visas and became US NRIs.

But me and Ra are tough ones, we won't kneel down to them, we will nail them, I vow. Raid is my weapon, I am trying to get some proven arms and ammunition from across the seven seas, my Mom has suggested Lakshman Rekha, she will be sending that to me very soon and than no body can save these disgusting erotic creatures. I have been yelling at them, Go away while you can, you morons, otherwise you will regret once my Mom's Lakshman Rekha arrives United States of America. I have also planned to put a printout of this blog at their favourite spots, so that they get my message in black and white.

From Recession to Depression

Everything was well in control before I left for vacations to India last November. I left everything in good shape but gosh they couldnt take care of the things in my absence. If I knew this before, I wouldn't have gone for it I swear.

I came back in December and saw a line of worry on the foreheads of my friends, my collegues, my managers and my Employer. And the rumours were in air that a recession is comming. But I didnt believed it and I kept looking for a job after I recovered fully from my bone breaking injury. I had a broken collar bone, great deal of confdence and a genuine six years of experience and I thought I will break all the odds with a combination of these three.

But I did saw a slow down, I called it a mere slowdown since eventually I got into a job. My other friends who couldnt make it, called it a recession.

I got confirmed for Bear Stearns on Friday March 14th and BS started shaking after that, JPMC offered $2 per shares to this big giant on Monday March 17th when I was supposed to join BS, damn it ! I said No to this Two dollar company, you dont buy it okay so lets be honest I got a offer cancellation on Monday.

After few more ups and down I finally got settled in a Health care company.

Sitting quietly and safely here I saw Fennie Freddie comming down and gas prices going up. Last weekend when I waS watching Hurricane Ike blowing everything in Heuston, this wall street shakes rocked the news channels. I speculated that same bailout will come from Fed and this two hundred years old company will be saved on the shoulders of Tax Payers. But nothing like that happened, Barclays and BOA raised hands and this one finally filed bankruptcy today. BOA is buying Meryll Lynch. AIG and Washington Mutual are the next ones wating silently for their fate.

So see this is what it happens when I leave the country on its own for a few weeks, from slow down to recession it finally falls nose down towards DEPRESSION.

Famous Fives

Me, N, S, V .. all are tittle-tattling about all possible topics in the world ranging from Babri Masjeed demolition by BJP to Biology class test next day, arguing over last night's performance of Romário in FIFA, scrutinizing A's knee length short skirts, spreading rumours about our tall handsome D Sir and newly joined P Madam, giving expert reviews of Sundays Agatha Christie episode and critising Rupa Ganguli for her overacting in Mahabharata ... and we all are walking towards the assembly hall agreeing on one thing unarguably that Amir is our dream boy and there s nothing as sensational as seeing him singing Papa Kahate hai ... we all are head deep in love with him.

Juhi is our common target and we all are irritated by her hum hum. We hate her indisputably.

And yeah we all are waiting for D to join us, who is as usual late for the assembly prayer since she comes from Sector Two in her red hero cycle.

We all have different tactics for remembering the periodic table but none of us can balance the chemical formulas with the confidence that P possesses. We all love making fun of her.

Two of us are good in Maths and other three are concentrating on Physics, nobody wants to take the responsibility of Chemistry. We are the best volleyball girls of our school.

Teachers dont like us, girls dont even talk to us in open, they think that might affect their practical marks, boys feel ashamed of us, after our recent all time low performance in last chemistry test, none has hopes on our future.

We are proud B Section Girls of KV BALCO.